Sam Argent is a ball of gluttony who devours delicious food and great books to find whatever pleasure she can in a world getting crazier by the minute. Over the years, she got tired of characters like her dying tragically or excluded from fiction due to “historical accuracy” while totz real creatures such as zombies got a pass. Being a hip writer who still says totz, Sam gathered all of her perverted thoughts, her love of sword and sorcery, and wrote a book. It was a mess, so she wrote a second one that people laughed at for the right reasons. Now, Sam writes full-time because she underestimated how many steamy scenes and knife fights were trapped in her head.